Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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