found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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