I'm really into asian looking animals
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize