Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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