I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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