Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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