Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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