I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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