Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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