Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Can you bring me the toilet please
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You were trust falling into bushes
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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