If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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