Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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