An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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