Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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