Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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