Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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