Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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