AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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