he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just want to make out with him forever
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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