I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
