i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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