Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
