white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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