the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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