I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
