At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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