Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The best revenge is premature balding
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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