yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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