just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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