ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
