I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She even gives head with a lisp.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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