Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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