Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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