real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
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Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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