GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
