i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize