i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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