I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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