Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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