Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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