she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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