and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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