i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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