Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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