once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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