I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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