there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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