i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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