Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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