Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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