I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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