I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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