At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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