She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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