So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
