Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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