suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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