You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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